Here’s a thought, make dishonesty a crime. They already have the lying under oath thing, time to make it apply to everyday people and situations.

A wife lies to her husband? Guilty!
A girlfriend lies to her boyfriend? Guilty!

Of course I obviously think this should be both ways, that’s fair, but I think that we’re focusing on all these little things that don’t really hurt anybody. Gay marriage? LEAVE THESE PEOPLE ALONE!! GAYS AND LESBIANS ARE PEOPLE TOO! We’re sitting here busting these people’s chops when we could be curing cancer or helping the poor, or making our schools less military/prison style. Fight the real problems in America. Dishonesty.

Penalty for being convicted of lying? Death by hanging. Please?

Now I know what you’re gonna say, “But Jay, everyone lies in time!”.

Yes that’s true, which means after were done hanging all of them, there’ll be a lot less spending, less need for all this welfare and social security, and less assholes driving north on 295 every afternoon!

Your thoughts?
-JC