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The Terrible Twos

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373 days
by in Personal Life

So I’ve recognized a pattern with my relationships that I need to talk about. It seems that most of my recent relationships have lasted either 2 months exactly or end within a week of reaching that 2 month mark. Tori Rossignol, Danyle, Deserei and Liz, all either 2 months exactly or thereabouts. Bonus, Tori Morrill was 2 years..
It’s something with twos that I just can’t understand, maybe someday I’ll figure it out but for now I suppose I can just break up my relationship schedule into 2 month segments.

I wonder who the next contestant will be….

-J

I Quit

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535 days
by in Rants

That’s it, I quit. As of today, I am off women for good.. I have resigned myself to the singles life, empty of any love or romance. It’s all over because I have been played for the last time..

Fuck you all and burn in hell.

Love,
Jay

Time To Push For Tougher Laws

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536 days
by in Rants

Here’s a thought, make dishonesty a crime. They already have the lying under oath thing, time to make it apply to everyday people and situations.

A wife lies to her husband? Guilty!
A girlfriend lies to her boyfriend? Guilty!

Of course I obviously think this should be both ways, that’s fair, but I think that we’re focusing on all these little things that don’t really hurt anybody. Gay marriage? LEAVE THESE PEOPLE ALONE!! GAYS AND LESBIANS ARE PEOPLE TOO! We’re sitting here busting these people’s chops when we could be curing cancer or helping the poor, or making our schools less military/prison style. Fight the real problems in America. Dishonesty.

Penalty for being convicted of lying? Death by hanging. Please?

Now I know what you’re gonna say, “But Jay, everyone lies in time!”.

Yes that’s true, which means after were done hanging all of them, there’ll be a lot less spending, less need for all this welfare and social security, and less assholes driving north on 295 every afternoon!

Your thoughts?
-JC

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